As we perch on the edge of the abyss, along comes Harry and Meghan to take our minds off things. Is this pair the first to become republicans and actually do something about it since Charles I was beheaded? Now the news has emerged that they’ve been separated from the rest of the Windsors in Madame Tussaud’s London display. On the orders of the Palace presumably. To their credit, they want to earn their own crust. Harry could start by becoming a director of Harry’s Razors ™ although this would necessitate a change of appearance. Not to their credit is their professed desire to live equally in the UK and North America. This would constitute a high carbon lifestyle, running counter to all the greenwash royals of a certain ilk are prone to.
There was some jerk from the Daily Mail on the radio this morning spouting off about how it was all such a shock to the Firm, and essentially how disloyal the ’Sussex’s’ were to all and sundry. It must be the fate of all royal correspondents to keep their dream of a gong alive, even if they are seen as a pathetic herd of ungrateful lickspittles by their subjects.
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