Less Majesty

​Prince Andrew continues to distract. There is a real desire it has to be said to be distracted these days. I used to be hooked on politics in a way in which I’m not today.  Now I’d be quite happy for us to have a one week election campaign. It’s often been said lately that most people have already made up their minds. I can believe it, since I have. But this wasn’t quite true last time round was it? The whole pundit establishment’s nose was put out of joint, and just typical of them, they’re arguing that can’t possibly happen again. We’ll see.
 
Back to Randy Andy. I have the perfect solution for him. Marry into the Thai royal family. You’ll get away with anything, and anybody found criticising you will get their heads chopped off. They have rules on that. I am prompted to suggest this idea having heard Lord Falconer on the radio tonight saying you should make yourself scarce. I would respectfully hint that it would be best not go out grouse shooting this season with Dad. If his aim is as good as his driving, you’ll be the first to know.